The beanbag chair. By this point I’d usually awaken by now. Most likely staring at the lucky bastard. That stupid beanbag chair thought it was such hot shit, being all comfortable and vibrantly colored and adaptive to weight shifts. Who was I kidding? That beanbag chair WAS hot shit. The hottest shit around. Each day, I bet it soaks in its own disgusting glory, silently churning in its own white pellet-y innards; clearly taunting me through an unspoken word.
“Fuck
you, you’re not a beanbag chair”
Words.
Unspoken words. That’s what the beanbag chair would say to me. There is no way
to retaliate to the beanbag chair. The initial thought is that perhaps you
could humiliate it by sitting on it. However, upon this approach the only one
humiliated is yourself, for being foolish enough to hate a seat so damn
comfortable. So next, you naturally jump on it. Only, as you leap fervently,
you realize that each vicious landing has barely connected with the chair,
which seems to be dodging your blows with strategic shifts.
There
is no outsmarting the beanbag chair. There is no outliving the bean bag chair.
There is no more words in this blog entry.
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